| flagellation | ||
| Q | For my indiscretion in posting the same blathe twice four days apart, I will submit to whatever flagellation you, Spellchecker, deem to be appropriate under the circumstances, provided you consent to equal flagellation for your being so damn pernickety. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Spellchecker | This could get ugly, or at least painful. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Q | It could. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Spellchecker |
Gandhi said "An eye for an eye leaves two people blind." So will you accept my withdrawing from your eye the stick I poked there? |
050407 |
| ... | ||
| Q |
Previously unbeknownst to me, you have the potential of being a gentleperson and the possibility of being a scholar. Yes, I accept. Please withdraw the stick so I can put my spectacles back on. |
050407 |
| ... | ||
| Spellchecker | Done. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Q | Merci beaucoup. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Spellchecker | What? | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Q | Thanks a lot. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| Spellchecker | My pleasure. | 050407 |
| ... | ||
| spoken |
sticks and stones do break the bones but spanking's more exciting |
090408 |