|
| |
first_woman_president
|
|
|
dafremen
|
Electoral Cage Match Scheduled
November 2008, Washington DC
UPI - All eyes are on Washington following last year's sweeping election reforms which resulted in the establishment of the cage-match election , the first of which will take place today.
Vegas odds makers have Bill Kerry as the strong front runner, although some analysts are hinting that Colin Powell might make a strong showing. The match is scheduled to start at 6PM EST and will be broadcast on all major networks.
|
050331
|
| |
... |
|
|
dafremen
|
First Woman To Take the White House
November 2008, Washington DC
UPI - In a stunning upset, former Secretary of State Condaleeza Rice has won the nation's first electoral cage-match, beating out front runners Bill Kerry and Colin Powell to take the Presidency.
Political analysts across the nation and around the world were stunned by the outcome of Tuesday night's all out power-broker battle royale when the diminuitive Rice came from nowhere, spouting ridiculous accusations, completely throwing then apparent victor Senator Kerry off guard. Unable to mount an adequate counter attack, and unable to land a significant blow past Rice's evasive tactics, honed during her years in the Bush White House, Kerry quickly succumbed.
The knockout blow came when Ms. Rice clocked Senator Kerry with a copy of Bush's failed Retirement Privatization Plan as Kerry turned to field questions from reporters in the front row.
|
050331
|
| |
... |
|
|
dafremen
|
President Reschedules U.N Summit
March 2009, New York, NY
UPI - Leaders from around the world grumbled but aquiesced to President Condaleeza Rice's request that this year's U.N. Summit in New York City be cancelled. Much of the discontent surrounding the change in plans comes from President Rice's reason for rescheduling: she has a headache and isn't really in the mood. Tenative plans are being made to hold the summit in two months, provided a week can be found which doesn't fall on the President's "high flow" days.
|
050331
|
| |
... |
|
|
dafremen
|
U.S. - Russian Summit Off To Rough Start
June 2010, Geneva, Switzerland
UPI - The U.S. - Russian Summit began today amid rumors that it might never start. Although fears that President Condaleeza Rice would never find the right shoes to go with her outfit circulated, they proved premature when the Summit began on schedule.
As the afternoon drew out some progress was made, although the main issue, the current grain embargo, has been held up in diplomatic talks.
The issue of what concessions the U.S. needs from Russian is still in the air. When questioned about U.S. needs by Russian President Boris Putinsk, President Rice responded, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."
Russian cryptologists are hard at work attempting to decipher the meaning of her response.
|
050331
|
