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Exceedingly strong coffee, meth-binge level of overstimulation, twitching reflexively and the added bonus of near-to-pants-shitting spasms
(i never could do meth because it provokes me to hair trigger temper and my last experience with it 22 years ago was described as being like other people's reaction to pcp)
I'm guessing this means my caffeine tolerance has reset. I drank two whole pots of this shit a week ago and took a nap immediately after.
Multitasking.
MULTIGODDAMNTASKINGMOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Yeah, see how ya like ME bouncing off the walls at the crack of fuckin dawn
Unnerving, ain't it, fuzzball.
Hash browns.Italian herbs. Provolone and Asiatic
(no, I'm not stoned... I'm ALWAYS hungry and it's a goddamned wonder I'm able to stay below 200 pounds, it's like I have the metabolism I had at 15 and started my last major growth spurt)
Adult onset ADHD? is that a thing?
The weight loss didn't cure the circulatory damage from all the years of being an immense globular fuck. Irony, I actually look pretty good now and rarely get to press that advantage, even by myself. Hahaha
Shit
Haha
Fuck
The worst of the summer heat seems to have dissipated early, it's almost tolerable to switch off the ac for fans
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