fictional_fights
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Armand (
Interview
with
Vampy)
vs
Legolas (
Lord
of
the
Rings
)
who
would
win
and
why
?
030707
...
jane
legolas
cause
he's
got
those
wooden
arrows
030707
...
the typist formerly know as me
Legolas
would
so
kick
ass
.
Think
about
it
he
was
like
an
assassin
.
He
probably
could
have
notched
an
arrow
before
the
other
guy
could
even
blink
.
050119
...
eh?
but
didn't
the
vampire
guy
sort
of
have
superhuman
speed
?
050119
...
stork daddy
spiderman
would
beat
them
both
. andre
the
giant
would
as
well
.
050119
...
yeah
darth
vader
and
godzilla
would
easily
defeat
andre
and
spidey
in
a
tag
team
match
,
though
050120
...
stork daddy
well
no
doubt
,
but
that's
largely
due
to
their
ability
to
work
as
a
team
.
050120
...
.
i
guess
so
,
but
i
was
thinking
that
it
would
be
because
godzilla
is
much
taller
than
andre
the
giant
and
spiderman
would
be
way
too
attracted
to
vader
to
hurt
him
.
050120
...
!
!
050803
...
zeke
lacan
vs
derrida (chearleading
from
heidegger
and
buber)
050804
...
zeke
neitsche
is
the
ref
050804
...
oops
nietzsche
050804
...
crap
and
yet
how
is
..
it
that
they
destroy
so
..completely
separate
us
and
who
we
could
have
been
...
could
we
?
havemade..
a
difference
..
no
?
NO
?
twocaughtup
in
the
end
in
the
dream
to
mean
anything
worth
meaning
tragedy
.. trajectory
heartbreak
..
shattercry.. Idontknowwhy
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