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stork daddy you let your kids watch that movie? you know there's sex scenes right?

yeah...it's no big deal...i just fast forward through them.

dude...you might as well let them watch them. all that happens when you fast forward that is that it looks like they're having sex two times as quickly. you're just giving your kids the impression that sex should be finished within thirty seconds.
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andru235 the ethical thing to do would be to slow-forward and rewind, over and over. go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...the kids'll get the idea, and more compliments years down the road

who knows, perhaps what they learn from the experience will later hold their marriages together
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pete flash forward 050725