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farty_mc'shitty_pants
the end of farty mcshitty pants love me or hate me
i'm scented and loud

i'm fragrantly funny
i'll clear out the crowd

spicy bean burrito and hot sauce did mate
and i am the product of there copulate

i'm here at the moment
but soon i shall pass

linger, my stank essense
of shitty butt gas

if i make you giggle
if i make you smile

please rip one in memory
of my passing style

this pseudonym
i'm done with
i promise no more
these fart poems now
are starting to bore
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