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Therapy for when you're tired of real ones. Example: E.O. Incomprehensibility (000) 000-0000 something@something.com Education: Advanced Kindergarten Experience: Terribly promiscuous. You don't even want to know about it. Skills: Drawing with crayons Weaknesses: Chocolate Languages: English, French, Kebby-quoi? French, Spanglish, Quenya, Sindarin, Galactispeak. Interests: Hiding under tables and pretending to be a turtle. Other activities: Volunteering as a secretary at the Time Machine Convention, July 11, 2006 A.D.-4328 B.C. |
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