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| whitechocolatewalrus |
There was once an evil man who wanted to rule the world. He knew he wasn’t smart enough to do it himself So he bought some cherries. He ate them all except one – the ugliest one. In to this ugly cherry, the man injected all his evilness. On to this ugly cherry, the man painted an evil face. An ugly face. It was the job of this cherry to overtake the world. The man was so proud of his finished project He decided to show it to some of his evil friends Mona the witch was the fist to arrive Upon seeing a cherry sitting on the table Her mouth began to water Without more delay She moved to the cherry and popped it in her mouth With two chews and a smile The evil man was no longer evil And his plot to rule the world was in the stomach of a witch |
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| lokkust | thank satan it wasn't an armageddon peach. | 040119 |