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andru235 1. Are you a bad person?

2. Are you a mad person?

3. Are you a sad person?

4. Are you a "pad" person?

5. Are you a rad person?

6. Are you a glad person?

7. Are you a Vlad, person?

8. Are you an ironclad person?

9. Are you a lad, person?

10. Are you a fad person?

11. Are you an "egad!" person?

12. Are you a grad, person?

13. Are you a dad, person?

14. Are you a Chad, person?

15. Are you a "been-had" person?

16. Are you a cad, person?

17. Please do not respond to #17.

18. Are you an ad-person?

19. Are you a jihad person?

20. Are you a triad person?









SCORING

For each yes, score one point.
For each no, score one point.
For any other type of answer, or a refusal to respond, score one point.

If your score is 20, congratulation! It's quite possible that you are named Samantha McVildernook!
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oren Since you asked so nicely, I didn't respond to number #17, and didn't feel right about accepting a point for it either, so I scored 19. I guess I'm not Ms. McVildernook. 051103
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andru235 oren, i truly admire your moral fortitude. 051103
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Mrs. McVildernook That's Mrs. to you two. 051109
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andru325 OH! *gasp*

MRS. MC VILDERNOOK!

oh, i...what i meant was...er...well...oh...

er...

um...

GRRR! SHHHH! HOORAY!

*cough*

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Mrs. McVildernook Yes. I have been happily married for exactly 6.72 nanoseconds, thank you very much.

Mr. McVildernook looked so handsome in his sequined ball gown, I just couldn't resist him.
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andru235 he does have a stunning way about him, doesn't he. that Mr. McVildernook...Mme. Von Chanel's dream come true. 051112
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somebody Oh... I scored 20... 080123
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Not Vlad or Chad 1. Sometimes.
2. Sometimes.
3. Sometimes.
4. If it's Thai.
5. Oh yeah.
6. Often enough, yes.
7. No.
8. Getting there.
9. At heart, perhaps.
10. No. Fads suck.
11. No, almost never.
12. Huh?
13. No.
14. No.
15. Yes, I've been had.
16. Hopefully not.
17. Fine. I won't.
18. Not in any sense.
19. No.
20. Huh?
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