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bF: now you're just being silly
MB: yeah, i know. heh-heh-heh.
MB: besides, i've read in a few different places that woman-on-top and leaning kinda forward is supposed to give the woman more direct stimulation
bF: true enough, but i still think i'd prefer you on top.
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blackFlowers: um, i've got a question?
MindBomb: sure, ask away
bF: how big are you?
MB: six foot one and a half, 257 lbs
bF: no, silly, not what i meant at all
MB: ah, hmm... to be honest it's not consistent.
bF: really?
MB: yeah depending on my weight, whether or not i've been drinking and just how excited i am, i can be anywhere from 6 and 3/4" to just under 8"
bF: interesting
MB: meanwhile, i will guess that you are a 34B and a dress size 4
bF: how did you know that?
MB: i can tell by looking.
MB: i have to admit that your asking me that question a minute ago about 'size' has me intrigued
bF: grr.
MB: what?
bF: will you be real for once?
MB: hold the phone a second here, i took that question to be blatanly sexual and you're suddenly gonna switch gears on me and get annoyed?
bF: yes, you know that it's not a realistic outlook with all of the other issues we have to deal with.
MB: here we go again... and you wonder why i get defensive around you.
bF: around me? don't try to turn this around on me.
MB: lemme get this straight:
bF: do, please.
MB: you've been saying bluntly sexual stuff to me all night, and when i go all in and play along, suddenly i'm the one doing something wrong
MB: ...
MB...
MB: i give up, good night
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