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emergency_situation
. um i just took a dump and i was wiping, i was trying to be really thorough and some of the toilet paper broke off and is stuck up in there, it's somewhat visible, i tried to maneuvre it out with toilet paper, i don't want to use my fingers to get it, i don't know what to do. i was wondering what would happen if i just left it in there. so i'm just kind of standing here waiting for you to help so HELP my dear friends, please help!! :( 050304
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. by help i mean give advice, maybe you have been in a similar situation. feel free to blath anonamously. 050304
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. please please please respond 050304
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. PLEASE RESPOND

I M FUCXIN LOSING IT
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. I AM SURE SOMEONE HAS READ THIS BY NOW HOWEVER THEY ARE JUST CHOOSING TO LET ME SUFFER, so please please please just give me SOMETHING, im done with ideas, just throw something out there, PLEASE 050304
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ummmmmmm "i don't want to use my fingers to get it"

i'm presuming you used your fingers to get it stuck in there, so what's the problem with using your fingers to get it out?


if you go to a doctor he/she will stick his/her fingers up there

maybe if you have some latex or latex-like gloves that would help?
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maybe i meant presuming:assuming 050304
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. honestly i wonder if this is a joke or a test


but for some reason i think you are serious
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. just make sure you wash your hands after you get it out. 050304
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. if it's any comfort to you, just think of the fact that, besides the toilet paper, the only thing coming out of that hole is the result of food you put in your mouth. sure it is disgusting but it was food once,...the only thing that changed it was it went through your body, which really isn't so disgusting when you think about it. well maybe it still is disgusting, but, yeah. bodies are weird. 050304