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elven_racial_slurs
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bandersnatch
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me and my friends play a bit more dnd than can be considered healthy, but i need a little help.
i am dm (gm, storyteller, narrarator, god, whatever) and i have a reacurring npc who just outright doesnt like elves. i need racial slurs for him to use. can yall help me out?
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drow's whoreson
orc bitch's whelp
tree fucker
greener
leafer
an ear
moon petunia
overgrown gnome
greenblood
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zod
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"you wanna know reasons ter 'it ther elf? this'un looks funny. give it a sock to ther kisser. this'un makes funny noises. 'it 'er too."
and 'pointy eared ponces' is always fun.
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Doar
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mosshead!
effiminate leafsucker
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despite my ogre_poetry
i don't know all that much about the dnd world
from what i know of elves
they are a proud race
that considers themselves above all other races
and i don't blame them
liv tyler
hominahominahomina
tell me more about them
are they all from the woods
or are there forest elves, mountain elves, etc?
for the forest elves
you could call them
"dendrophiliacs"
or "dendros" for short
a dendrophiliac is someone who likes to have sex with trees
(not the same as a dendrophile)
i learned that from "can't hardly wait"
what? it was cable, and i was bored, leave me alone (plus it's not that bad)
anyway, more info may help my creative juices
"knowing is half the battle"
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Doar
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There are:
Dark Elves (overall evil elves who worship Lloth (i think, somebody will correct me I'm sure), the spider goddess), also known as drow elves. They live underground in vast city caverns and practice dark magic.
Gray/Grey Elves who are the longest lived of all elves and I think the wisest (and that says something), can't remember where their habitat is supposed to be.
Wood Elves, as mentioned. nuff said.
Wild Elves, i think the most likely to commit pranks, but hey I'm doing this answer from foggy memory.
Half Elves, the offspring of human and elf cooperation (hehehe)
Sea Elves, nuff said. They might have another name.
Could be more but I can't remember.
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