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| stork daddy |
i like to keep holding a door open for a pretend person, and then when no one wants to wait any longer say...i'll go get him. or oh yeah...he was taking the stairs...duh. or it's cool to say out loud NO...I CANT...i forgot the knife in the room and i don't have the strength to do it with my bare hands. or i pretend i'm blind...and i grope for the floor and accidentally hit all the other buttons. if someone asks me what floor...i say....hey....i can do it! don't treat me like a freak! i'm blind i'm not a moron! or sometimes i'll just walk on with an obvious erection. or sometimes i'll...just ride to my floor in uncomfortable silence, and then get off, shouting have a good day and then beating a hasty retreat so i don't have to make eye contact or see how they react. |
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| log burning fire |
you will make a good daddy to a child someday. what other shit do you do in public? |
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