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epitome of incomprehensibility Problem: the internet isn't working.

Reason: Someone stepped on a cord to the modem.

Solution: Let's plug things in again and put cords where they're less likely to be stepped on.

Don't be intimidated by my technical savvy. I'm only trying to help!
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e_o_i Oh, and in the library, when the wireless wasn't working, it's because I hadn't put the wireless switch on. Why do they have a switch for that anyway? I bet if I keep it on, the government will spy on me. Maybe that's it. My every move is being tracked, because they know I am a serious threat to internet security with my incisive problem-solving skills. 131118