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| Wikipedia |
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me, they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "What?" and turn my head slightly. --Mitch Hedberg |
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| lippy |
who the fuck is Mitch Hedberg? Americans arn't funny, they laugh at their own jokes. |
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| lunatic jesus |
Our best jokes we export as "dignitaries". Be honest. You laugh at them, too. |
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