deaths_fortune_cookies
Death of a Rose
(
disclaimer
;
this
is
not
meant
as
a
slam
against
people
of
asian
origin
.
this
is
just
something
that
came
into
my
head
at
3
o'clock
in
the
morning
and
i
had
to
write
it
down
.
feel
free
to
contribute
.
Doar
)
-
no
lucky
numbers
for
you
!
-
magician
will
dissappear
your
genitals
.
will
take
ace
of
spades
from
butt
cheeks
.
many
will
cheer
.
-
you
will
have
successful
wife
.
she
will
leave
you
.
-
health
&
happiness
will
be
given
to
your
lawyer
.
-
you
are
not
paranoid
.
-
a
basket
of
cheese
awaits
you
.
-
you
will
be
blessed
with
many
friends
.
they
will
leave
you
too
;
with
wife
.
-
your
backyard
will
become
lush
and
vibrant
before
police
make
drug
raid
.
-
a
giant
wombat
named
lenny
loves
you
in
secret
.
-
two
trains
,
one
leaves
.......
-
you
are
destined
to
lose
your
fridge
.
-
sometime
in
next
month
you
will
wake
up
.
-
you
have
faithful
dog
.
he
will
pee
on
your
rug
.
runs
away
to
ex
-wife.
-
you
will
buy
guitar
and
write
bad
country
songs
.
-
you
will
be
restrained
from
entering
public
parks.
-
ah
heck
,
we
give
you
lucky
#'
s
back
.
031118
...
smurfus rex
At
first
,
I
thought
this
was
going
to
be
,
like
,
fortune
cookies
from
Death
aka
Grim
Reaper,
which
made
me
think
of
one
instantly
:
"
See
you
tomorrow
".
I'd
hate
to
find
that
after
finishing
my
kung pao
chicken
.
031118
...
Death of a Rose
hehe
....i
think
death
would
deliver
telegrams
or
send
a
door
to
door
salesman
around
....
ding
dong
...oh
excuse
me
maam,
i
represent
Death
....yes
thee
'Death'
and
we
were
wondering
whether
you
had
prepared
yourself
for
what
will
happen
in
your
immediate
future
...you
haven't
?...well,
we've
got
the
deal
for
you
.....
031118
