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things_​i_​dont_​need_​for_​christmas
someone_​come_​get_​this_​horrible_​chili_​beer
to_​the_​douchenugget_​who_​hacked_​my_​myspace_​account
buy_​a_​turkey_​fryer_​or_​suck_​my_​dick
heres_​to_​you_​fat_​sauna_​gawker
to_​the_​crazy_​batshit_​lady
to_​the_​crazy_​bat_​shit_​lady_​who_​picked_​up_​the_​free_​
expensive_​loser_​wanted