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my friends told me they had an intervention with this girl we all call vd...something about not hurting herself or letting herself be used, i guess the implication being this isn't something she wants. cuz what's the line...i just happen to know and admit what i want good for me etc. etc. but you're bound to conflict the type of roles we humans tend to need with an attitude like that...so anyways...i was all like...how did you do that? was she about to have sex and you dove between the phallus and the warm love cove like a bodyguard taking a bullet? is that how you do it? are you going to have to be on call now with an earpiece and an intimidating suit?
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