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| Dr. Blather |
I am allergic to this stuff. My mom used it when I was a kid in high school, and girls would always come up and sniff me and say, "You smell really good!" Which was cool and all... But one time, I went back home to visit my folks for the holidays and my mom washed my underwear (using downy_fabric_softner) and it caused me to break out in a pimply rash on my Honorable_Phallus. I thought I had an STD for months!!! I deprived myself of much oral_pleasure during that time! The rash mysteriously cleared up after a few days, but then reappeared next time I visited home, and I finally figured it out. |
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