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ferret but now, back to miss lucile, she was walking thruough a park one day when unexpectedly a car door came flying into bob villa who was standing next to a large tree with the words "happy mulligan" carved into it. and her valet was still eating a fish. quite sluggishly did bob wake up and walk across the street to the local hospital. he asked miss lucile's cousin, who was working quite diligently at the counter, if he could get some help. to which she responded "rrrufles have rrrridges" needles to say, he tore his arm off and walked away unscathed. miss lucile was doing time about a year ago when she met her hubbie. his name was jim. now jim, who was an ex-dealer, had a nice stash stashed away. he was the one who supplied her with the drugs that she used every day that she drove her car past bob villa, but back to jim, who'se name she later changed to john might i add, who was calmly walking thorugh the park when he witnessed this whole spectacle, when all of a sudden, he was assaulted by a witch, who gave him three wishes, his first wish was that miss lucile would find her car door and give it to him as a present, his second wish was wasted wishing for more wishes. his third wish was to go to a brittany spears concert before miss lucile got home. because she was in quite a tissy. now, a tissy, you might have asked, is like a fit, but better. and she tissed and tassed about the house alll night long. 030517
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karl the weed that is perhaps the most retarded thing ive ever read 030606
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karl the weed yeah 030612
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x IRONY!
HYPOCRISY!
ELEPHANTS!
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shivers wutever ur on, give me some
i like it
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