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neochallenge
neochallenger

1. There will be a new neochallenge every week. The overall number of neochallenges will be a 2:1 ratio to the number of neopartakers.

2. Neopartakers must provide proof of a successfully completed neochallenge only if specified in the neochallenge itself.

3. Neochallenges may seem very simple and very undemanding to some. However, others may find the same neochallenges very arduous. Some neochallenges may appear easy on the surface, but will become more rigorous and explicit as they unfold.

4. Neochallenges will never, under any circumstances, endanger the physical safety of the neopartaker. Emotional vulnerability, however, is not only possible but required. Neopartakers can assume that they will be required to call up powers they may or may not have.

5. Neopartakers can blathe their blathernames (or aliases) under the blathe neopartakers. Neopartakers must log their name under this blathe to keep the neochallenge ratio proportional.

6. Neopartakers are not permitted topasson any neochallenge. All neochallenges must be completed or the neopartaker is disqualified.

7. The first neochallenge can be found at neochallenge_01.

8. Good luck!
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u24 is looking forward to today's challenge. (though for me, it'll be tomorrows, as it's 1AM) 031220
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u24 um... hello?

(echoes) *ello* *ello* *lo* *o*

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040103
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Death of a Rose the neochallenger is a bit lazy.

or way too busy.

or lazy,
or busy,
or (gasp...killed in a fatal mayonaise accident....don't say it's so)

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040103
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u24 mayonaise accident? doar, what are you on? (and do you export to the UK?) 040124
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Death of a Rose I'm on nothing but the dreaded butter knife roller coaster.

And yes we do export to the UK,
All we require is your credit card #, personal pin number, home address, home phone #, sample of your blood or hair, recent photograph (must show clearly your face, no smudges, in focus, etc.), certificate stating your first born now belongs to us, a paid for pass to eurodisney, small non-important objects such as pocket lint, the antenna from your tv (if you have no attenna, then your cable box, if no cable box, just ship your damn tv already......on second thought...nah). oh and a genuine piece of the berlin wall would be nice.

That aboot covers it.
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Doar is this thing on?


*testing, testing*
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