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dosquatch Uncle Unkill, the necromancer
Raised for me a skeleton dancer
Resurrected my first pet dog
And my best friend's jumping frog
Reanimated Camelot's knights
And made them act out "Men in Tights"
Old Abe Lincoln took another spin
'Til we accidentally shot him again
No, wait! I swear! This is all true!
He even brought me back to you!
He's the greatest wizard you've ever seen!
(is channelling Shel_Silverstein)
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swears the misfortune i'm going to UNkill you now! 070703