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prosciutto_on_my_mouth_ulcer
u24 wow that's painful.

yum.
ow.
yum.
ow.
yum.
ow.

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unhinged ode_to_spicy_food would also painfully suck i have a feeling. salt heals though, as much as it stings. 080904
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u24 yeah, I know. I didn't have any salt so I just pressed a chunk of prosciutto on it, lol!
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Strideo prosciutto is good.

mouth ulcer is bad.



hey! if your face is ever ripped off in a horrifying accident I suggest replacing it by grafting on some prosciutto. just think of the benefits that having a prosciutto face could bring!
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pobodys nerfect (furthering the prosciutto facial transplant discussion)

[Martha to her friend Susan]
"Ya know Sue, there's something so attractive about that guy and i just can't put my finger on it!"
[Susan] "Yes, i agree... he's deliciously handsome, isn't he? I could just... oh, i don't know... eat him up!"
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u24 strideo you have both disturbed and intrigued me... 080905
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Strideo well it's good to have a contingency plan for these things.

you know . . . just in case you need a new face and all you happen to have is prosciutto.
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u24 I have a scar on the inside of my jaw from this ulcer. 140502