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whitechocolatewalrus
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I Don't Wanna Die
i spotted the glow over the mountain, tonight
my turn to turn in just when the weather's getting nice
i predict: i die in a plane crash
i see it now, i die in a car on tour
and there's no one to stop this
nobody to loosen death's firm grip on me
doo doo doo doo i die
it's true
doo doo doo doo i die
and so do you
my prophecy is almost complete
my finger's on the pulse
(but where's the beat?)
we don't wanna die in the ocean
(drifting out to sea)
we don't want to die in our sleep
(ing bags)
DEATH buckle up boys, we're going for a little ride
Death! I just want one more breath!
Can you grant me one more please?
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whitechocolatewalrus
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Tuff Ghost
tuff ghost, tuff crowd, tuff love
sit down
the tuff ghost disappears for 3 days
the tuff ghost is set in his ways
i don't want to hurt you
GHOST
well you can't, 'cuz i'm already dead
the tuff ghost is invincible
no guts came out when he bled
GHOST
well i lift weights, but i don't sweat.
i go for a swim, but i don't get wet
i don't care about anyone else
i'm a strong dead man, looking out for himself
i think you're suffering, that's why you're so mean
you're already dead
i can't see right through you
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Ghost Mountain
when we climbed to the peak we planted a flag
but the moment we had, i felt bad
and then night came, so we got into our sleeping bags
and then someone told a story about something dead and gory
there was heat
from the fire
but i still froze when i saw the ghost
i told the gang we weren't welcome
the ghost made that clear
so we stepped back, but it was drawing near
and it lunged for our throats
so we packed our things, made tracks,
undid our footprints, even furled our flag, and..
we were gone! but what was on the top of the mountain,
the mountain top?
sweet nothing! I made it up
so we would make it down with no claim on Ghost Mountain
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minnesota_chris
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The unicorns drink and huddle around their poker table.
They curse each other with words specially designed to taunt each other.
Their talk goes from threats to lust and back to threats,
And they get more beer from the cooler.
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whitechocolatewalrus
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Jellybones
Patient:
for so long i trailed you
now here i am, but i can't stand
with these Jellybones
checked myself into emergency, urgently.
drove up in my bone-camarrow, thinking only about you.
the doctor walked her crew of surgeons to the table where I lay
I came to, and my knee-caps were off.
they were soft, I had Jellybones
Doctor:
I woke him up and broke the news
after everything was sewn
I said: "Son, you've got a full-blown case
of what is known as Jellybones."
Jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly
Jellybones
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whitechocolatewalrus
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[but this is love, so we'll survive]
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whitechocolatewalrus
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The Clap
clap your hands if you want some
clap your hands if you need some
clap your hands if you can't wait
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Child Star
CHILD STAR
is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts
or zipped down jeans?
do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage
under hot lights?
are you visceral viscous?
do you want to make love to my sweet visage,
and then pretend it's you, it's you
it was always you
CHILD FAN
i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub
but all i got in the mail was return to sender
STAR
I'm still a big big star
FAN
No you're not
STAR
Yes I am
FAN
No you're not
STAR
Yes I am
FAN
No you're not.
STAR
You liked my latest film
FAN
No I didn't
STAR
Yes you did
FAN
No I didn't
STAR
Yes you did
FAN
No I didn't
FAN
I'm not a fan of yours anymore
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
No I'm not
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
No I'm not
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
But you broke my fragile heart
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
Yes you did
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
Yes you did
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
I hate you
STAR
I hate you too
FAN
I hate you
STAR
I hate you too
FAN: I hate you
STAR: I hate you
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puredream
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I saw them in concert! I love them... :(
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whitechocolatewalrus
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Puredream, I'm jealous!
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"The" Man
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They're horny!
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