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stork daddy mom: i wish i was a dolphin. they're so happy.

us: oh now you can divine the inner state of dolphins? do you speak dolphin? how do you know that the sqeaking actually doesn't mean "oh god end this suffering, i hate looking to you idiots like i'm smiling".

mom: dolphins are happy. they are.

us: you sound like a kid defending santa claus

mom: but seriously dolphins are happy. i have a math equation to prove it... dolphins=happiness.
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