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farmfish
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hey 'skites. here be some fresh blanks for y'all. thanks for playin' and stay cool, smooth girls and boys.
oh yeah!
1. my morning routine consists of......
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is..........................................
3. there should be a holiday for.......
4. i could teach you how to.................
5. cell phones are...........because.......
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unhinged
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1. my morning routine consists of laying in bed for 20 minutes after my alarm goes off, brushing my teeth and washing my face, getting dressed, and walking to class during the week. during the weekend i very rarely see the morning.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is i think that everyone hates me and that i am very annoying.
3. there should be a holiday for....i think american greetings already invented holidays for everything.
4. i could teach you how to play the violin.
5. cell phones are stupid because hardly anyone is THAT important that they need to be able to be reached at any time.
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1. my morning routine consists mostly of being woken up by cats and people, and not getting out of bed.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is that i am shy in person.
3. there should be a holiday for having fun, just because.
4. i could teach you how to do the things that i do, but there's no reason to.
5. cell phones are annoying yet helpful because people use them in different ways.
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030305
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ClairE
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1. My morning_routine consists of waking up to the sound of my heater, jumping down from bed and checking my e-mail. I usually finish homework and realize I have to get dressed two minutes before class.
2. One thing that might surprise you about me is not everyone thinks I'm annoying.
3. There should be a holiday for whatever you find holy.
4. I could teach you how to diagram sentences.
5. Cell_phones are ubiquitous because: it's nice to feel needed, they can come in handy, parents like to be able to keep in touch with their kids, everyone has gotten over the fear of cancer from radiation. (Remember that?)
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030305
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frAnk
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my morning routine consists of habitual waking at 73o without an alarm and i instinctively try to latch on to snippets of dreams, scribbling down images upon any piece of paper i can find. sometimes i'll grab the book i'm reading and pour over a few more pages. presently it's coatzee's 'disgrace.' or i'll turn to kate and if her back is to me, i'll lift her singlet and massage her velvety softness. it's the moments that count, the available time you can give something to someone. then, i'll grab the clothes i wore the day before and head down the creaking wooden steps, turn the imac on, press the cd player to the record i last listened to, today:joseph arthur's 'redemption's son.' take a leak, brush my teeth, run a bath, drink my elixir of barley green, msm, neutralizer, and sago palm vitamin c, then start the espresso. then, i'll run out to feed the horses and goats.
one thing that might surprise you about me is i sing to myself continuously when i'm alone. and when i'm absolutely sure no one is watching i dance. i am extremely happy most of the time. i mean, fuck, why not? being depressed sucks.
most days can be a holiday. it all depends on your attitude. that ability to find beauty in the normal, to approach moments with reverence, to appreciate the priviledged quality of being alive. do i do it? fuck no! sometimes though, i stumble and kind of do it accidently. i'm trying to learn how to accomplish it on my own.
i could teach you how to do magic tricks. i have a bunch of them for the shows i do at our children's ski school.
i'm ambivalent about cellfones. i love them when i can talk to someone in a place where one usually can't use a fone. but then, i hate them when i'm sitting in the borders cafe and someone gets a call and they talk out loud like a fucking idiot, all pretentious and shit.
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030306
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Freak
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1. my morning routine consists of taking a shower, drying & fixing my hair, makeup (sometimes), then getting dressed and leaving for school where I get my one cup of coffee every morning.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is.....well, it depends. Some people are suprised that im not the quiet shy girl they think I am but then the others are surprised that anyone would think that I was quiet or shy.
3. there should be a holiday for.......we don't need anymore stupid holidays. If any we should get rid of some of the stupid ones we have.(valentines day)
4. i could teach you how to play flute, make ceramics, play baseball, cook...im sure theres other things that I can't think of at the moment.
5. cell phones are usful yet sometimes annoying. Thank God you can turn them off.
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girl_jane
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1. my morning routine consists of:
the snooze button
potty
shower
face
hair
clothes
drive
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is I actually would rather be a stay-at-home-mom than have a "real" career
3. there should be a holiday for the celebration of life
4. i could teach you how to be completely relazed and energized at the same time.
5. cell phones are ok because they're nice when I need to use it, and when they're annoying, they're easily ignored.
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030310
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minnesota_chris
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viva farmfish!
1. my morning is the best part of the day. A hot shower, and the best coffee on the planet. I used to read the NY Times before I got too broke, now I just read the backs of cereal boxes.
2. I'm full of surprises. Rather ordinary surprises.
3. There should be a holiday called Festivus... no wait a second, I have a nerdy answer to this one... we need a metric year! Yeah, man, 12 months of 30 days. Ok, so the weeks wouldn't work out (unless maybe they were 6 days long, woo hoo, 4 day workweek instead of 5!) And of course you geeks out there are asking, Hey Mr. Math Major, what about the extra 5 days? Well, they would be a big 5 day party.
4. i could teach you how to make sushi, or other great meals for 100 people with little effort or money, tune a piano, refinish furniture, handwash your clothes, converse with total strangers, the subjects of English and Art History (both literature, architecture, and arty art), how to play guitar, piano, trumpet, timpani. I love teaching.
5. cell phones are a necessity if you're never home, and damned annoying.
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Teenage Jesus
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1. I showered last night, so I have just enough time to get dressed, get in the car, get to the radio station, and get on the air with the news. How does 4:30am grab you?
2. It might surprise you that I used to be a long-haired dope-smoking acid head. I have short hair now.
3. How about "Play Day," when all work of any kind is forbidden.
4. I could teach you how to play bass or mandolin. I could also teach you how to pull the wool over your own eyes.
5. Cell phones are nothing more than a very long leash. I managed to get out of mine a couple of years ago.
farmfish for PM! Here here!
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niska
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1. my morning routine consists of getting up about an hour after i should be at work. it's all good - no one seems to care. I shower, and do the girl shit till look super, then i drive to work - i stop for smokes or coffeee or gas, depending on what i'm short on.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me - HAHA! it totally WILL shock most of you - I write for a living, and it's damn a FINE living!
3. there should be a holiday for Mike D.'s birthday.
4. i could teach you how to be free. that's what HE said, anyway...
5. cell phones are useless because if i am not home, i'm obviously unavailable.
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sixteen
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1. my morning routine consists of stretching and opening my eyes, turning on my cd player, and getting ready. for something.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is my attraction to older men.
3. there should be a holiday for hula hooping.
4. i could teach you how to listen.
5. cell phones are handy because there are a lot of situations where you need to call someone for help or directions.
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030603
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Doar
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1. my morning routine consists of denying everything and then opening my eyes.
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is that i actually have a sixth finger.
3. there should be a holiday for me.
4. i could teach you how to design a building.
5. cell phones are one more way to keep track of us peasants because your government and corporations need to know where you are in case they want more hunt you down like the animals we really are.
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050715
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p2
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1. my morning routine consists of... walking the dog, driving wifey to the bus stop, shower (sometimes), going to work
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is... how deviant my mind is
3. there should be a holiday for... atheists
4. i could teach you how to... solve a rubik's cube
5. cell phones are convenient because of obvious reasons
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050729
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green tshirt
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1. my morning routine consists of hitting snooze until noise, guilt or my bladder coax me out of bed
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is my anger if you don't know me, my fantasies if you do.
3. there should be a holiday for unpaid carers
4. i could teach you how to fuck things up, but most people can work this out for themselves
5. cell phones are what americans call mobile phones because they speak a different english
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misstree
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1. My morning routine consists of hitting snooze for a half an hour, throwing myself into the shower, then doing a small finger workout on the internet while i smoke a cigarette and let my hair dry a little. Follow with scrambling to find a clean uniform, then over an hour of busrides.
2. One thing that might surprise you about me is that I am often very fearful in social situations. Luckily, I seem to make people friendly, so it works out well.
3. There should be a holiday for spooky things. No, we have one of those. Well, we need another.
4. I could teach you how to sew a monster out of fur, or change your oil with only a screwdriver.
5. Cell phones are deadly because people don't acknowledge that they actually drive worse while talking on them, and when piloting a two ton vehicle, every bit of skill and attention is important. Convenience is deadly, pull your ass over or wait.
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minnesota_chris
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1. my morning routine consists of shower, a fried breakfast, the best coffee in the world, and a Strattera pill
2. one thing that might surprise you about me is I always wear earplugs whilst driving
3. there should be a holiday for sex
4. i could teach you how to write a mindblowing poem
5. cell phones are mandatory if you want to talk to teenagers, because they all have them and won't understand you not having one
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