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kingsuperspecial well, its kinda a long story. See, there was this place you buy bail bonds. And Fredo, he's trying to surf porn, but the place is like a trailer, and it's all windows, you know? So I'm thinking, I know it's possible to get to 55 mph before the fence, only we're right across from the Hall of Justice, so I don't want to make a scene, right? Then, you've got all this Pabst Blue Ribbon in the trunk, but that's for some else - where the hell did that guy go. And why do the cool girls all have such big asses. Not that I was looking. Anyway, up comes this cop, and we're all thinking "Fuck". But then, he says - "is that a 454?" and we were like "cool".

believe me, being there wouldn't make it make any more sense, but I do know that Jim Beam will make me throw up, and I *like* bourbon. really.

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x you mean burgen 021123
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i ♥ my cock y'know, i woke up this morning behind the shrubbery in my front yard and had to ask myself wondering about this very topic 021123
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sabbie my plier faeries
are brancing out
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p2 check the chandelier 021125
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p2 no, wait
i think i saw it
in the fridge
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