friendly_neighbourhood_philosopher
e_o_i
Hello
,
this
is
the
epitome
of
incomprehensibility
.
One
day
I
encountered
a
grinning
blue
monster
sitting
next
to
bag
of
cookies
.
I
asked
him
, "
May
I
please
have
one
?"
He
grumbled "
No
."
"
Why
not
?"
He
said
, "
Because
if
I
give
you
one
,
then
everybody
will
want
one
."
Then
I
replied
, "
That
must
be
a
stressful
job
, guarding
all
those
cookies
.
Why
don't
you
give
them
all
to
me
and
let
me
deal
with
them
?"
The
blue
monster
pondered
this
silently
...
050806
...
Blue Monster
Hey
!
I
never
signed
a
release
form
to
be
included
in
that
anecdote.
050807
...
jimmyjoe corndog
ON
CAREFUL
REFLECTION
,
THE
MONSTER
REALIZED
THAT
SHIT
THE
CAPS
LOCK
IS
ON
sorry
the
monster
realized
that
the
cookies
had
to
fulfill
their
purpose
on
earth
.
which
was
to
battle
the
hordes
of
evil
WalMart
smilies
that
were
taking
over
the
planet
.
thinking
quickly
the
monster
aNALYZED
THE
SITUATION
AND
FOUND
ONLY
ONE
WAY
OUT
.
HE
ATE
CRAP
STUPID
CAPS
LOCK
AGAIN
!
sorry
about
that
again
he
ate
the
stranger
and
kept
the
cookies
.
and
that
is
why
we
still
have
a
crappy
ol Kmart
in
our
town
.
the
end
.
050807
...
e_o_i
*
Epitome
of
incomprehensibility
expresses
her
appreciation
for
the
amusing
conclusion
*
...
Oh
,
and
then
the
world
exploded.
You
neglected
to
mention
that
part
.
050807
