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ethereal my stories are never funny.

Today I was serving breakfast at ye olde retirement home... all was well...well not really well...it sucked...but that's normal...

He keeled fricking over!! Just plop!
The ambulance came, they took out those creepy life paddle things at which time I RAN to the kitchen because I was going to faint or puke or something. When I came out they were taking him away.

He didn't die but...

Then later, serving lunch... Grant our supervisor walked out...AND we were short a server, which means!!! Megan goes double time!

Then later, serving dinner... the chef gets a call from his g/f yeah!! she's in fricking labour... megan does double time again.

Unfrickingridiculous! Mind you, Matt and I had some laughs. I made fun of him for calling me a retard again. I pretended to be a fan. I fell over his workout machine and played pool without a the cue thing.

And I picked up on the following phrases by Matt:

"You're so cool."
"I wouldn't say those things if I didn't like you."

Very cute but a little slow kid...
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