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bethany
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here i go here i go here i go again what's my weakness -men
ok then chillin chillin mindin my business WORD
salt, i looked around and i couldn't believe this
i swear i stared my niece my witness
the brother had it goin on with somethin kinda...UH
wicked wicked had to kick it
i'm not shy so i asked for the digits
a ho?
no that don't make me see what i want slip slide to it swifty
felt it in my hips so i dipped back to my bag of tricks
then i flipped for a tip make me wanna do tricks for him
lick him like a lollipop should be licked
came to my senses and i chilled for a bit
don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
so well it's a spell hell makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop
ummm you're packed and you're stacked specially in the back
brother wanna thank your mother for a butt like that
THANKS MOM
can i get some fries with that shake shake boobie
if looks could kill you would be an uzi
you're a shotgun BANG
what's up with that thang
i wanna know how does it hang
straight up wait up hold up
mr lova like prince said you're a sexy mutha
well i like em real wild b-boy style by the mile
smooth black skin with a smile
bright as the sun i wanna have some fun
come an give me some of that yum yum
chocolate chip honey dip can i get a scoop
baby take a ride in my coupe you make me wanna...
shoop
well let me bring you back to the subject pep's on the set
make you get hot make you work up a sweat
when you skip_to_my_lou my darling
not falling in love but i'm falling for your super sperm
when i get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
snady i wanna like taste ya
getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have pep
on your mark get set go let me go let me shoop
to the next man in the three piece suit
i spend all my dough ray me cutie
shoop shoop a-doobie like scoobie doobie doo
i love you in your big jeans you give me nice dreams
you make me wanna scream ooo ooo ooo
i like what ya do when you do what ya do you make me wanna shoop
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020404
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silentbob
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i'm coming up so you better get this party started
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020404
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Toxic_Kisses
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This is the song that doesent end, yes it goes on an on my friend...
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020404
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blue star
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get it get it, get it get it, what?
I don't think you're ready for THIS jelly...
baby come on over, tonight. we can make it, alright, take a piece of my heart, you know it from the start...
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020404
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Casey
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sailaway; it's a small world after all; the devil went down to georgia
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020404
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Toxic_Kisses
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Eww-E-Ew-ah-ah-ting-tang-wall-ah-wall-ah-bing-bang-Eww-E-Ew-ah-ah-ting-tang-wall-ah-wall-ah-bing-bang-Eww-E-Ew-ah-ah-ting-tang-wall-ah-wall-ah-bing-bang-Eww-E-Ew-ah-ah-ting-tang-wall-ah-wall-ah-bing-bang
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020521
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bill clinton
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wig-wam-bam
wanna make you my ma'am
wig-wam-bam
wanna catch you if i can
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020521
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MollyCule
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her name was lola
she was a showgirl . . .
BLEH!
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020521
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Arwyn
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Molly, don't be ashamed of that! That song saved my english grade last year!
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020521
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somedaysam
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you ain't gotta say too much from the look in your eyes i can tell you wanna fuck and you ain't gotta call me your boo just as bad as you wanna fuck i wanna fuck too no no no you ain't gotta say too much from the look in your eyes i can tell you wanna fuck and you ain't gotta call me your boo just as bad as you wanna fuck i wanna fuck too now you ain't gotta say much cause i was peepin' you lookin' at yo hips got me thinkin about how deep in you i'm tryin to go and on and on and on i hate this fuckin' song
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020522
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Freak
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I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my liiiiiiifffeeeee.
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020522
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Freak
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actually I really really like that song. I just have it stuck in my head. :-P
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020522
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krimilda
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i'll have to go with bob... "i'm coming up..." no, no, no...
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030116
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screwing for virginitny
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"its gettin' hot in here,
so take off all your clothes."
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030116
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Rhin
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i'm not sure if this counts, but i find myself singing the Mentos commercial jingle even when i try not to.
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030117
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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why you gotta go and make things so compliCAYted?
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030117
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blue star
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no matter what i do, all i think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, oh you know I'm crazy over you.
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy (I refuse to spell boy with an "i".)
It's tearin up my heart when I'm with you, and when we are apart I feel it too (What is this, an anthem to blue balls?)
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030117
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celestias shadow
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"my heart will go on and on....."
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030831
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pobodys nerfect
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*groan* Anything from Abba (or anyone else who made crappy disco music).
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030831
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eyedream
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*Will you be my squeeze toy?*
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030831
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pipedream
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oh gawd, i have to agree with celestias...what a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE song *turns green*
unfortunately i know the words to practically every putrid song on the planet, so my list would be endless...but a good example would be:
'the tide is high but i'm holdin' on, im gonna be your number one...nuuuummber ooooone, nuuuuumber oooone'
ick!
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030831
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karl the weed
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back to school back to school, office max for back to school,
we've got all the stuff you need!!!
somethingsomething
somethingsomething
somethingsomething
somethingsomething
at low prices garunteed
who let the dogs out....
*vomits his guts out*
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celestias shadow
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thanks for the laugh, karl. i know EXACTLY what you mean about the officemax commercial. but if we're going for commercials, I elect the coors light commercials....with the TWINS! *stabs self in eyes*
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030901
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oldephebe
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heh heh
i just click on
and fallack into the "Funny"
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030902
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mimislims
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.."torn between two lovers..
feelin like a fooll
lovin both of you is breakin all the rulesss
etc.
etc.
most celine dion..sadly..
alot of early madonna stuff (yea i know now she's 'matured'..)
variousothers.
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030902
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Dafremen
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Mmmmmmm-BOP! (groan)
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030902
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paranoid martyr
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hahahaha
the only thing that matters is just following your heart, and eventually you'll finally get it right.. GET IT RIGHT.. GET IT RIGHT!
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030903
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niska
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Once upon a time, not long ago,
When people wore pyjamas and lived life slow
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behaving like they oughtta
[Good]
There lived a little boy, who was mislead,
By another little boy, and this is what he said:
"Me an' you Tad, we gonna make some cash…
Robbin' old folks and makin' a dash…'
They did the job, and money came with ease,
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease.
He robbed another and another and a sister and a brother;
Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover.
The cop grabbed his arm he started actin' erratic and said:
"Keep still boy, no need for static."
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
Little did he know the little boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said:
"Why'd you hit me?"
The barrel's headed straight for the cop's kidney…
The cop got scared. The kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigger",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block;
Cop radios in to another lady cop.
He ran by a tree, where he saw this sister;
Shot for the head - he shot back but he missed her;
Looked around good and from expectation,
He decided he'd hit for the subway station,
But…
[What?]
She was coming and he made a left.
He was runnin' top speed 'til he was outta breath.
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
[Sorry!]
Then he made his move to an abandoned buildin'.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
[Who?]
Dave! The dope fiend shootin' dope,
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap.
He said:
"I need bullets! Hurry up! Run!"
The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shotgun!
He went outside but there was cops all over,
So he dipped into a car - a stolen Nova.
Raced up the block doing 83;
Crashed into a tree near university;
Escaped alive, though the car was battered;
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered;
Ran out of bullets, but still had static;
Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic;
Pointed at her head and said the gun was full o' lead.
He told the cops:
"Back off or honey here's dead!"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
So he lets the lady go and he starts to run on…
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded and,
Before long the little boy got surrounded.
He dropped his gun, so went the glory,
And this is the way I have to end this story.
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream.
The cops shot the kid - I still would hear him scream.
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh.
Just another case about the wrong path.
Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast!
Good Night.
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030904
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nomatter
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private dancer
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030916
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smurfus rex
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Ice Ice Baby
you know you hate it too.
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030917
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camille
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i love you, you love me we're a happy family....
crikey... all i see is purple
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030917
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Joy
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Mesa que más aplauda
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040708
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kookaburra
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that song by the perky girl "Leave (get out)". i shouldnt be singing songs that disney channel chooses to show.
also, (and some of these are old)
i need to know-marc anthony
hit me baby one more time-britney spears
you drive me crazy-britney spears
and the BIG ONE:
ANYTHING FROM THAT FUCKED UP CHEATAH GIRLS MOVIE!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE GODDAM SONG!!!!
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040708
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kookaburra
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i think i meant cheetah.
*pulls down eyelid and sticks out tongue*
i dont care anyways!
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040708
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shivers
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i found a reason to ...
hoobastanks alright, but something about that song
anything from britney spears, and enrique englasias, i know thats spelt wrong but i dont give a shit
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040709
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shivers
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i found a reason to ...
hoobastanks alright, but something about that song
anything from britney spears, and enrique englasias, i know thats spelt wrong but i dont give a shit
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040709
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shivers
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sry
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040709
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