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superspecial_answering_machine
kss hey -

you've reached 510.333.7324, the number of kingsuperspecial on his cell phone. Turns out, I can't get your call right now, because there's rocket_goat the size of a blimp that's eating my best silk kimono.

leave me a message, _ferchrissakes

cheers (a)
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that annoying phone company chick At the tone, please leave a message. If you would like to leave a numeric page, press pound. If you are going to waste my time, please piss off. 021011
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squint hey you've reached aaron on his cell phone 021011
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jane "please leave me a message and i'll get back to you as soon as i can.." 021012
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Jeca you've reached the jeca zoo. please indicate which animal you would like to speak to, and the caretakers will make sure they get to you promptly. please, do not send food. thank you. 021013