new_superstitions
Warlock Jock
If
you
are
waiting
to
make
a
left
turn
and
a
streetlamp
within
view
spontaneously
goes
out
,
an
important
element
of
your
life
is
about
to
change
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
To
refuse
a
well
-liked
dish
with
the
intent
of
insulting
one's
host
is
to
invite
an
hour
of
obnoxious
cacophony
within
a
month
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
If
you
accidentally
glue
your
dentures
on
too
strongly
and
they
won't
come
off
for
a
whole
week
,
in
your
next
life
you
will
enjoy
many
hearty
laughs
(
or
something
analogous
).
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Knock
at
the
door
of
a
stranger
to
ask
for
a
baking
ingredient,
and
you
will
experience
a
surge
in
libido
within
three
weeks
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Dropped
phones
indicate
an
inner
desire
for
solitude
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Excessive
misspelling
in
e
-mails
from
loved
ones
presages
a
need
for
massage
and
/or
tickling
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Unwittingly
being
the
last
person
to
arrive
at
a
party
bodes
well
for
one's
next
hosted
event
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
If
your
shoulder
itches
while
out
for
a
romantic
dinner
,
it
means
your
date
has
a
yet
-unindulged
fetish
.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Arriving
at
three
consecutive
intersections
while
the
light
is
orange
(
the
infamous
tough
call
)
means
that
one
should
exercize
hesitation
in
coming
decision
-making processes.
060204
...
Warlock Jock
Touch
blue
and
your
dreams
will
come
through
for
you
.
060204
...
oren
An
abrupt
hang_up
on_a
telemarketer
adds
another
day
to
your_life
.
060205
...
sab
if
i
ride
my
bike
this
week
,
it
is
certain
to
hurt
my
ankle
060205
