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Effingham Fish "I will teach as a shaman..."

Oh, give me a fucking break, huh?
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ilovepatsajak she kills me with that accent. i send her greeting cards to my friends because they hate her. she's my girl, i love you sweet tang. 011101
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thefuddyduddy Miss Cleo.

The greatest thing since sliced fucking bread.

I get upset when I never see her on the television anymore. She used to be so prevelant on late night TV. I had the telephone in my hand, ready to dial every time I viewed her commercial. One time I dialed, and heard her Jamacian accent on the other end of the phone. She instructed me to give her my credit card number. I've lost all respect for her ever since.
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tarot - dactyl those federal fraud charges, forced refunds and the fact that the accent was fake kind of made me skeptical

if she was so psychic she'd have seen it coming
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