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nanny i can pronounce the alphabet as one word fowards and backwards. I can also name all 50 states in less than 20 seconds. Let's see you try to do that. 011011
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Dafremen I can bounce a quarter off of the floor until it is concave on one side and convex on the other.

I can juggle 3 Sixlets (a small candy coated chocolate the size of an unpopped kernel of popcorn) the requisite 10 passes required to be considered as having "mastered" a juggling trick.

I can also sing the song "To_Tame_A_Land " by Iron Maiden in under 25 seconds in the shower while using my tallywhacker as an air guitar.
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User24 now that's a mental image I could sell for millions. 030715
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niska i'd pay millions to wipe it from my mind... 030715
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celestopia i was out with my roommate, downtown montreal, three am, and he had the hiccups.

i said, "hey, if you stand on your head they'll go away"

he said, "i can't stand on my head"

i promptly demonstrated, right there on the sidewalk.

i held his ankles so he could do it.

the hiccups went away

the homeless people sitting in a doorway across the street cheered for us.

the next day i recalled this event and realized i was drunker than i'd thot i'd been.
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oldephebe I can tell with a 90% degree of accuracy the denomination of coins as they hit the floor - each coin dropped seperatly makes a different pitch as it hits the floor - and of course the densities of the alloys involved and all that - blah 030830
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misstree i have a double jointed thumb. (sucks sometimes while playing video games and it starts popping back and forth as you're trying to do those 3/4 circle rolls and stuff).

i can estimate the exact piece of tupperware that will contain a given amount of food out of a modestly sized tupperware collection. (thanks mom.)
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ferret i can count backwards from a million in under 3 hours.

i can shove an entire piece of pizza in my mouth, chew, and swallow in under 30 seconds.

i eat unpopped corn kernals.

i can sing along to an entire 3 hours of almost any heavy metal band and NOT have a bloody throat afterwards. yep, that's about all for me :)
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