going_for_the_big_jump
girl
last
night
,
i
almost
gave
my
roommate
a
blow
job
,
but
i
just
couldn't
lower
myself
down
to
taking
up
on
this
wonderful
opportunity
i
was
going
to
give
a
gay
guy
who
wants
to
try
something
with
a
girl
that's
sorta
tomboyish
like
me
because
he
thinks
that
he
might
be
bi
and
he
said
he's
starting
to
feel
a
certain
thing
for
me
and
i
really
think
he's
a
cute
guy
.
he
said
he
couldn't
get
over
how
hot
he
thought
it
was
when
i
was
cross
-dressing
with
a
fake
beard
, wayfarers,
a
flannel
and
a
cup
of
expresso
for
a
fun
photo
shoot
which
i
thought
was
cute
.
i
think
i'm
going
to
give
him
a
shot
tonight
well
dressed
.
110713
...
grrl
well
,
i
took
the
big
jump
and
i
feel
like
a
new
girl
.
it
literally
brought
me
and
my
roommate
to
a
good
bond
.
110713
...
blather vocabulary check
it
literally
bonded
you
together
in
a
good
way
?
well
, luckily
you
live
together
and
so
people
won't
start
asking
questions
.
man
,
that's
gotta
be
an
awkward
bathroom
situation
though
.
110714
...
grrl
fucking
suedo-intelectual
elitist
scumbag
.
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