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Old Ray knows what to do in case of emergency. When the train passes, he pulls his finger. He eats the heads of roosters when he can and dislocates the arms of village nazis. Old Ray is a saavy vet. He was in The War of Potatoes and served as the head documenter. Remember the times, Old Ray! When Old Ray breaks your spirit he gives you a cocktail and a firecracker. His dog Sharps doesn't have a tail but his leash is made of banjo strings. Old Ray snaps the necks of asshole boyfriends. Old Ray is quick in math but he gets around town slow because of his one shoe. It's a worn out, beat up thing that he alternates between feet for every step. Old Ray owes the government no taxes. He has a candle that has burned for 50 years. He takes bathing seriously because it's in a cauldron of boiling wine. Good for the lungs, good for the pores he says. |
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old ray just shot ET in the face because he was listening to the screams of wildcats after he went bowling. |
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