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oh, what a relief. all of my plans would have just totally fell apart if texan's hadn't added a ban on gay marriage to their constitution.
why, i simply can't imagine what i would have done if they hadn't gone through with the measure! i'd have had no choice but to do some laundry, or perhaps fry whilst stirring.
i'm sure thousands of embittered, petulant couples across the 2nd largest state were at *last* able to effect reconciliation, thanks to this bold and necessary maneuver. tonight they can make sweet, sweet love, orgasming aplenty, knowing that those &$@&!#@$ homos can't tie the knot. hot times for all.
they say, "don't mess with texas", and increasingly, i'm left wondering why anyone would even want to. isn't it already messy enough? according to a 2004 poll, texas has the second highest problem with litter. i'm sure the taoists of texas - if there are any - can see that, for the sake of litter-acy ranking, katrina wasn't all bad.
but now that gays can't marry, texas need not worry about the trash cluttering it's streets.
and since gays can't marry, they won't be throwing wedding parties where bean-casserole is served, which will reduce farting and thus improve the air quality around houston. oil refineries, land ho!
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