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Norm
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So you want to work at ernie's, eh? Well, we expect commitment here at Ernie's so be on your toes, you know? Alright, first question. How much acid did you do in the sixty's?
I wasn't alive in the sixty's, sir.
Well you're wasteing my time then aren't you? That's it your fired now get the hell out of my office!
You haven't hired me yet and this is a bathroom stall.
Well it's hard to take you seriously when you set up interviews in a bathroom stall, isn't it?
Who are you?
I gotta go!
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birdmad
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The first day of my summer vacation,
i got up,
then i went downtown
to look for a job
...then i hung out
in front of the drugstore
The second day of my summer vacation,
i got up,
then i went downtown
to look for a job
...then i hung out
in front of the drugstore
the third day of my summer vacation [that's enough, young man] i got up [Young maaan?!]
then i went downtown to look for a job.
Then i got a job...
[young MAAN, That's enough, claaaaasss! claaaass!]
...keeping people from hanging out in front of the drugstore
[claaaas... SHUT UP!!!!!]
[Thank you]
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jane
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people are such bitches
but then again
i need a resume
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eddie monster
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i'm going to be somebody one day.
i'm going to excel and work hard, real hard.
i'll have people under me.
i'll spend my money faster than i make it.
people will all want to go to lunch with me.
i'm going to be a waiter for the rest of my life.
serving the servants.
i'll make money on the side buying lotto tickets.
i'll get a forty percent discount on my meals if i work that day.
i'll smile and say, the special today is bla bla bla.
then, after work i'll sit in the parking lot and drink beer of bourbon and skate around until i'm stumbling and drooling and slurring random words and wait for the closing managers to come out.
hey fuuuckkin rrrandallg, see yaaaaaaaaaaa taamorow.
climbing in my truck and driving home i'll think, actually i'll just concentrate on staying between those yellow dots that keep screaming past my truck.
i'm going to be a waiter for the rest of my life; but sometimes you just gotta put on those cool shades, light up that cigarette and say FUCK IT.
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stephen patrick morrisseys evil twin
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was...
"and then i found a job
and heaven knows i'm miserable now"
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eddie monster
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again
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