spring_has_sprung
sameolme
and
thoughts
of
squirrelicide
enter
my
mind
.
Damn
squirrils
are
eating
the
seed
out
of
the
"
squirrel
proof
"
bird
feeder.
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...
unhinged
when
joseph_and_i
were
chilling
with
the
coffeeshop_sage
waiting
for
his
friend
matt
to
get
off
work
,
matt
came
across
a
hilarious
book
that
someone
left
in
the
shop
.
it
was
a
book
all
about
squirrels
.
the
table
of
contents
made
me
lose
it
.
one
chapter
entitled
'
human
problems
(
from
the
squirrel
perspective
)'
and
then
the
chapter
immediately
following
entitled
'
squirrel
problems
(
from
the
human
perspective
)'
squirrels
have
been
a
nemesis
of
mine
since
childhood
.
dumb
things
;
remember
where
you
bury
your
damn
food
assholes
.
i
couldn't
walk
barefoot
in
my
own
yard
as
a
child
thanks
to
the
monstrous
black
walnut
tree
in
my
immediate
neighbor's backyard
that
attracted
all
the
squirrels
in
a
two
square
block
radius.
tree
rats
are
not
cute
people
;
especially
when
they
have
evil
tendencies
to
throw
things
at
you
out
of
trees
and
torture
your
poor
indoor
cat
.
i
do
not
abandon
the
possibility
of
snow
around
here
until
may
.
and
it
will
not
be
consistently
above
50
degrees
until
may
either
.
the
daffodils
and
tulips
are
still
sleeping
in
wisconsin
.
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...
sameolme
I've
had
a
problem
with
squirrels
for
a
long
time
.
The
way
they
panic
and
run
under
the
wheels
of
cars
,
my
car
in
particular
,
is
infuriating.
I
find
myself
screaming
at
them
"
Don't
you
do
it
!"
if
I
come
across
one
near
the
road
while
I'm
driving
.
And
yet
for
all
their
instances
of
dire
stupidity
,
they
also
come
up
with
fiendishly
clever
strategies
for
overcoming
obstacles
in
the
way
of
food
.
They
are
so
stupid
and
so
smart
,
Their
supidity
seems
to
arise
from
paniclike
fear
,
and
yet
they
can
sometimes
do
some
impressive
problem
solving
despite
this
fearful
nature
.
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...
unhinged
the
squirrels
in
my
parents' backyard
right
now
are
just
downright
assholes
.
i
only
find
it
amusing
when
they
torture
the
yappy
dog
on
the
next
street
or
when
they
fall
out
of
the
trees
,
which
happens
quite
often
.
my
mother
has
to
compost
her
yard
waste
in
the
small
strip
of
trees
they
live
in
and
they
THROW
things
at
her
out
of
the
trees
when
she
goes
back
there
.
they
also
like
to
use
her
big
flower
pots
on
the
deck
to
lay
up
their
food
for
the
winter
.
they
used
to
torture
the
hell
out
of
my
cat
by
literally
just
sitting
in
front
of
the
sliding
glass
door
and
watching
my
cat
throw
herself
against
the
glass
to
try
to
scare
them
off
her
territory
.
those
squirrels
are
pretty
smart
actually
except
for
the
whole
thinking
they
can
fly
thing
.
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