blather
who_really_runs_the_world
. a) alex_jones
b) pope
c) CIA (maybe_blather_owns_the_cia)
d) queen_of_england
e) enlightened_monks
f) absofuckinglutely no_one
g) the gods_of_blather
h) hackers
i) illuminati mystery_people
j) jon_stewart
k) KGB
*l) one_of_the_below
m) MI6
n) NSA
o) Oprah
p) pshhh if_the_world_were_ruled_we'd_all_be_chipped
q) questionable_soccer_moms
r) nazi_space_aliens (no_really)
s) some_geek_in_his_mom's_basement
t) texas
u) walmart
v) very_very_very_smart_inbred_families
w) wikileaks
x) whoever_killed_kennedy
y) you
z) zulu_shamans

*A list of intelligence agencies, past and present:

* Afghanistan
o Khedamat-e Etelea'at-e Dawlati (Defunct)

* Albania
o Sigurimi (Defunct)
o National Intelligence Service (NIS/SHIK)

* Argentina
o Central Nacional de Inteligenzia (CNI)

* Australia
o Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO)
o Australian Secret Intelligence Service (ASIS)
o Defence Signals Directorate (DSD)

* Belgium
o Veiligheid van de Staat (SV) (Dutch) or Surete de l'Etat (SE) (French)
o ADIV (Dutch) or Service G�n�ral du Renseignement et de la S�curit� (SGRS)

* Brazil
o Ag�ncia Brasileira de Intelig�ncia (ABIN)
o Servi�o Nacional de Informa��es (SNI) (Defunct)

* Bulgaria
o Durzhavna Sigurnost (DS)

* Canada
o Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) http://www.csis-scrs.gc.ca/
o Communications Security Establishment (CSE)

* China, People's Republic of
o Ministry of State Security (MSS)

* Colombia
o Departamento Administrativo de Seguridad (DAS)

* Cuba
o Directorate General of Intelligence (DGI)
o Revolutionary Armed Forces Intelligence

* Czech Republic
o Bezpecnostni informacni sluzba (BIS)
o Urad pro zahranicni styky a informace (UZSI)

* Czechoslovakia
o Federal Directorate of Intelligence Services (FSZS, Defunct)
o Hlavni Sprava Rozvedky (HSR, Defunct)

* Denmark
o Politiets Efterretningstjeneste (PET)
o Forsvarets Efterretningstjeneste (FE)

* Egypt
o General Directorate of State Security Service

* Estonia
o Kaitsepolitseiamet

* Finland
o Suojelupoliisi (Supo)

* France
o D�fense et S�curit� du Territoire (DST)
o Deuxieme Bureau (Defunct)
o Service de documentation Ext�rieure et de Contre-espionnage (SDECE, 1946-1982)
o Direction G�n�rale de la S�curit� Ext�rieure (DGSE, 1982-)
o Secretariat General de la Defense Nationale (SGDN)

* Germany
o Bundesamt fur Verfassungsschutz (BfV)
o Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND)
o Militärischer Abschirmdienst (MAD)
* West Germany
o Bundesamt fur Verfassungsschutz (BfV)
o Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND)
* East Germany
o State Security Service (SSD, Defunct)
o Hauptverwaltung Aufklaerung, (HVA) part of the Stasi
* Nazi Germany
o Abwehr
o Gestapo
o Sicherheitsdienst (SD)

* Greece
o Hellenic National Intelligence Service (NIS)

* Hungary
o �llamv�delmi Hat�s�g (AVH)
o Nemzetbiztons�gi Hivatal (NBH)

* India
o Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI)
o Intelligence Bureau (IB)
o Research and Analysis Wing (RAW)

* Iran
o SAVAK, Shah's security police
o Ministry of Intelligence and Security

* Iraq
o General Intelligence Directorate
o Special Security Service

* Israel
o ha-Mossad le-Modiin ule-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (Mossad)
o Sherut ha-Bitachon ha-Klali (Shin Bet)

* Italy
o Servizio Informazioni Generali e Sicurezza (SISDE)
o Servizio per le Informazioni e la Sicurezza Militare (SISMI)

* Japan
o Public Security Investigation Agency (PSIA)

* Jordan
o General Intelligence Department

* Korea, South
o National Intelligence Service (South Korea) (NIS)

* Libya
o Jamahiriya el Mukhabarat

* Netherlands
o Algemene Algemene Inlichtingen- en Veiligheidsdienst (AIVD)
o Binnenlandse Veiligheidsdienst (BVD) (defunct)

* New Zealand
o Government Communications Security Bureau
o Security Intelligence Service

* Norway
o Politiets Sikkerhetstjeneste (PST)

* Pakistan
o Pakistan Intelligence Bureau
o Directorate for Inter-Service Intelligence

* Poland
o Sluzba Bezpieczenstwa (SB, Defunct)
o Urzad Ochrony Panstwa (UOP)

* Romania
o Departamentul de Informaţii Externe (DIE)
o Direcţia de Informaţii a Armatei (DIA)
o Serviciul de Informaţii Externe (SIE)
o Serviciul de Pază şi Protecţie (SPP)
o Serviciul Rom�n de Informaţii (SRI)

* Russia
o Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti (FSB, successor of KGB)
o Glavnoye Razvedyvatelnoye Upravlenie (GRU)
o Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki (SVR)
* Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR)
o Cheka (1917-1922)
o Gosudarstvennoye Politicseskoye Upravleniye (GPU, 1922-1923)
o Obyedinennoye Gosudarstvennoye Politicheskoye Upravleniye (OGPU, 1923-1934)
o Narodnyi Kommissariat Vnutrennih Del (NKVD, 1934-1946)
o Ministerstvo Vnutrennih Del (MVD, 1946-1954)
o Ministerstvo Gosudarstvennoi Bezopastnosti (MGB, 1943-1953)
o Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopasnosti (KGB; 1954-1991)

* South Africa
o National Intelligence Agency
o South African Secret Service
o Bureau of State Security (BOSS) (defunct)

* Spain
o Centro Superior de Informaci�n de la Defensa (CESID) - 2002.
o Centro Nacional de Inteligencia (CNI) (2002 - )

* Sweden
o S�kerhetspolisen (S�PO)

* Switzerland
o Nachrichtendienst (SND) " class="external"http://www.vbs.admin.ch/internet/gs/snd/d/dsnd.htm

* Turkey
o Milli Istihbarat Teskilan (MIT)
o Jandarma Istihbarat ve Terorle Mucadete (JITEM)

* Turkmenistan
o Committee for National Security (KNB)

* United Kingdom
o Department of Naval Intelligence
o Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ)
o Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC)
o MI8 (Defunct)
o Secret Intelligence Service (SIS/MI6)
o Security Service (MI5)
o Special Operations Executive (SOE in World War Two)

* United States
o Air Intelligence Agency (AIA)
o Army Security Agency (ASA)
o Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
o Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA)
o Department of Homeland Security
o National Imagery and Mapping Agency (NIMA)
o Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
o National Reconnaissance Office (NRO)
o National Security Agency (NSA)
o Naval Security Group (NSG)
o Office of Strategic Services (OSS, forerunner of CIA)
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cherryblossom hamsters.

they're always running. 		101210
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42 mice. 101210
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the ongoing wow or, in simpler terms, per the great Jarvis Cocker

( ♪ Bluntly put / in the fewest of words/
cunts are still running the world ♪ ) 		101210
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h|s|g I'm going with Z on this one. 101215
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. naza riiiight AH
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. Cracking The Code Of Commerce, pt.1 Jordan Maxwell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNS12noV-Y&feature=more_related 		101218
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