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| andru235 |
i will sit here and sparkle ...sitting...sparkling... perhaps if i glimmer ever so subtlely, that lady over there will purchase me ***glimmering*** oh! how dare she! what could she possibly want with that lousy sapphire! oh, how it roils me...red is so much more passionate than that cold blue deadweight! oooh...he'll succumb to my shimmering... *^*^*^* shimmer, shimmer *^*^*^* yes, that's a good boy, lift me up...*^*^*^*shimmer*^*^*^*...why is he laughing...maybe that is a good thing... am i descending? have i been returned to the case? oh, i see...he must be paying with layaway... maybe i'll spend a few hours out-sparkling those emeralds over there... "HEY EMERALDS! TAKE THIS, SUCKERS!" *^*^*^* sparkle, sparkle *^*^*^* ooops, my mistake. those are garnets. darnit... |
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