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someone kill me now running internal dialogue to someone and thought "no, i'm not mad at you. I was just hoping it was my boyfriend."

he's not my boyfriend
a friend
a friend
a friend
sigh.
I wish...
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shower singer That split second after you slam the car door, when you realise the keys are locked in the car, is becoming all to familiar.

Maybe I should tape a spare key to the back of my head?
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