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| wingedSerpent | here i go again | 031009 |
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| unhinged | i woke up still drunk and thought it better to be an hour late and only a little bit drunk than on time and reeling. i walked in on lunch hour burger in hand to sop up the rest of the lingering alcohol and my boss 'you look sick.' 'i don't feel good but it's kind of self-inflicted.' 'self_inflicted? what does that mean?' i leaned over and said in a stage whisper 'i'm hung over.' 'hung over?! it's a tuesday!' *shrugs* | 050222 |
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| no reason | i wish i had a boss like that | 050222 |
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| unhinged | sometimes it's nice to work on salary | 050222 |