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Brak: Space Ghost...
Do you know what I had for supper last night?
Space Ghost: What?
Brak: Tortellini.
Space Ghost: Beef? or Cheese?
Brak: Both!
Do know what I call tortellini?
My tubby little bundles of fun!
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Hello everybody.
Today on Cooking With Brak,
We'll be preparing Hot Dog Tortellini
Or as I like to call it, "Tortel-weenies"
To prepare Tortel-weenies,
You will need
16 sacks of unbleached flour
3 dozen eggs
5 pounds of butter
300 cocktail weenies
10 quarts of pickle relish
A bag of snails
And a stomach pump
Brak: Now let's get started. Shall we?
Space Ghost: The cooking segment is canceled.
Brak: What?!?
Space Ghost: No more Cooking with Brak on Cartoon Planet.
Producer's orders.
Brak: But why?!?
Space Ghost: Maybe because the last time you cooked,
the whole crew ended up in intensive care!
Brak: Yep but everybody recovered okay,
Except for that audio guy nobody likes anyway.
Space Ghost: Well they don't want to take any chances.
The cooking segment, is history.
Deal with it.
Brak: Fine.
Alright, I'll deal with it.
Just have one little question.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 300 COCKTAIL WEENIES?
Zorak: Why don't you eat them?
Brak: Me? Eat them?
Zorak: Yeah! You eat 'em.
Brak: Well I'd get sick
Zorak: Ah hah!
Brak: Ah hah what?
Zorak: It's all a secret evil ploy to get us all sick!
Brak: Me?
Evil?
Why that's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
Space Ghost: You could be having an episode.
Brak:
EVIL BRAK.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
ALL HAIL EVIL LORD BRAK!
Ga ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Boy! That'd be a hoot and a half.
Wa ha ha ha ha ha
Zorak: Wow! Brak...There's hope for you yet!
Brak: Oh hey! Who put all these weenies here?
Zorak: Well on second thought
Space Ghost: Short term memory, gets him everytime.
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Space Ghost: (burp!) Pardon me.
Now it begins.
Who all here is evil? Sound off!
Zorak: I'm evil.
Brak: I'm evil.
Zorak: No you are not!
Brak: Oh I am too!
Zorak: You're as harmless as a baby's..................butt.
Space Ghost: Zorak!
Zorak: Well he is!
Brak: I'm not a baby's butt.
Space Ghost: Brak, I'm gonna have to go with Zorak on this one.
You simply don't have the mental capacity to be evil.
Zorak: See?
Brak: I don't get it.
Space Ghost: You see Brak you have to be able to come up with...
say.... plots against the universe.
You have to hatch evil plans to conquer planets
And be just plain mean most of the time.
Zorak: You're just too nice.
Brak: I forget how to be mean.
That radiation half lobotomized me.
Space Ghost: Hey....I got an idea!
Let Zorak teach you, how to be mean! Zorak: Oh man! Do I hafta?
Space Ghost: Yes, you hafta!
Zorak: Ok Brak. Repeat after me.
Space Ghost....
Brak: Space Ghost!
Zorak: I will destroy you!
Brak: I will destroy you.....If you don't mind.
Zorak: I will DESTROY YOU!
Brak: I'm sorry, wait. I'll git it.
I will destroy you?
Zorak: I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!
Brak: Alright! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Zorak: You...and your little dog too!
Brak: You...and your little dooooooooooog....
Hey.... I like his dog.
Francine is a good puppy.
Zorak: No....that was just a threat.
Brak: You want to hurt Francine!
You're a big bad green...um....sticky guy....
Space Ghost: Bug!
Brak: Bug!
I don't want you to hurt Francine
Space Ghost, do that thingy thing on your arm.
Space Ghost: Destructo Ray.
Brak: Destructo Ray
So he doesn't hurt Francine.
Space Ghost: Gladly Brak!
My dear old chum.
*Space Ghost zaps Zorak with his mighty power bands*
Zorak: (cough)...Hey!
What'd you do that for?
Space Ghost: THAT was for FRANCINE!
Hey wait, I don't have a dog.
Zorak: Yeah...he he ke ke. Tell me about it.
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