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there was a shark who paraded through an ocean like he had already eaten several hundred fish. when he became hungry, the sun dropped, the lighthouse burned to the ground, all the fish rode the tide to shore and flopped on the beach to death. the radar confused the shark into a million personas and not one of them had a chance to figure a way out of this mess. luckily, a crate of wheaties and spinach fell from a cargo plane. when the shark came across the crate, he tore through the wooden box with a veracity so stellar and disorienting that his teeth appeared to be the better half of the bill cosby line of frankfurters. now that's disorienting! and round and round we go! as a fuzzy aftermath, the shark was wholly surprised by how much he enjoyed the nutritious wheaties and spinach. it was the revelation of a lifetime! sometimes, children, it takes a wide range of circumstances to wake us up to the idea of an adaptive lifestyle. and round and round we go! NEXT WEEK, hop on bill cosby and i as we take you on an unforgettable journey through the JAWS OF LIFE!
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