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stork daddy
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this list is going to take a while to formulate
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:)
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would any girl be impressed with your manliness? what do you look like?
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fucking whore
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it's best when splattered on the stomach and interpreted like a Rorsach test
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stork daddy
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you're missing the point
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is she?!
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you're the one ejaculating on stomachs
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silentlybroken
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the_internet_is_sick
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so wtf ELSE
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is NEW?!!!
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formulate a list? nothing off the top of your head? it's sounds like you have an ejaculation problem. would you like some viagra?
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:)
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may i be first on your list?
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stork daddy
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i just don't want to be premature. and of course anonymous smiley person you can be on my list. look at that delicious smile. you know what would make it even more delicous? messy, undignified, mutually degrading sex. who's with me?!
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the messier the better. unless you'd rather I swallow.
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misstree
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is it meaningless too? i mean, aside from being degrading, which will take a bit of work, but i'm okay with work. will this be a conveyor belt system, or done by appointment, or just a mass spooing?
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stork daddy
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you just lay back and i'll take care of it. you might want to close your eyes.
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stork daddy
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actually...we're all brave here. let's face each other's hunger with a smile.
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my eyes are closed, i feel something vibrating, stimulating, and warm, i want you to unzip now.
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stork daddy
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okay okay...you called my bluff...i don't really want to ejaculate on you.
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and why not? i can tell the toy to take a hike. i'm sure you've got something much better ;)
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blather grammar check
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*should read*
10_blatherskites_on_whom_i_would_like_to_ejaculate.
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actually i'm quite hurt. no, actually it's your loss, not mine. i'm too good for you anyway.
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stork daddy
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no keep the toy...that's totally hot.
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i bet you're pretty hot in the sack too but i can't cuz i have a boyfriend. i'm just a huge flirt with a huge libido.
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word replacer
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says "in" would be better than "on".
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pheather
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i wish you'd ejaculate on me. i'd like to be drenched in it.
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stork daddy
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sign the waiver, get in line
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meh...
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ew...
for what?
no offense sd, (hmm... sd... sex disease...) anyway, this whole conversation is creepy.
i propbably could have (and should have) walked on by, without bothering to say so, but....
this is all very sad.
and creepy.
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stork daddy
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yeah that's the general idea. i mean, it's no dead baby joke, but it's up there.
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dafremen
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No it's not. That is all.
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