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rocks_pop_rocks
Mahayana pushpins
rock [pop rOcks]

[snap.crackle.&.pop]
[{& dont even think of}]
[adding her 2 sOda]
[that would be 2mUcH]
[[[eXplosiveneSs]]]
[snap.crackle.&.pop]
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pushpins haha
thankyou.

I claimed rights to giving my 1/2 sister (Ariel, who is almost 10 months) pop rocks for the first time. Of COURSE I won't tell her what they do. And I'm trying to decide whether to instruct her to swallow a bunch really fast (mmm exploding throat action), or to just put a bunch in her mouth and let the popping start...
well, when the time comes (when she is old enough to understand how scary pop rocks are), i will know.
oh yes.

mmm...pop rocks
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ever dumbening at least wait until she can talk and thus complain and defend herself, and then you will have a priceless moment on your hands. i remember watching my friend's kid (at about age 2) take a little nibble of wasabi. he enjoyed it, so he took a big chunk. his face scrunched up, and without uttering a word his eyes said: HOLY SHIT. 020130
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mmm i want more of those oreo's my friend had... they were just like normal oreos, but in the filling they had pop rocks.. they were great 020130