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| stork daddy |
hey everybody, let's drop our bags and rock to the 50s. you shouldn't make fun of people with issues. oh man...if that was me, i'd pretend i was a fan and that the slap injured me. i would've fallen down and claimed i injured my hip. then i would've shown up to court with pictures of me in shorts and sweatbands and claimed that i was a lifelong fan who now was suffering from emotional and physical injuries. i can't go out in public, everyone mocks me. i'd cry, i really did just want to rock to the 50s |
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