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phantom_pains
birdmad description given to the false nerve signals felt by amputees

someone loses a leg and insists that the foot on that missing leg is sore or tingly


heart_and_soul
it feels like they're still in here, but that's no guarantee
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.fallen also the explanation I got when months and months after having the ol' wisdom teeth removed I would still occasionally feel them.......yup 040217
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stork daddy well when people have amputation they sometimes have phantom pains. got me to thinking...eunuchs.

do they have phantom pains in their penis? what about phantom boners?

eunuch to his girlfriend -

"man i've got a wicked phantom boner!"

girlfriend to her eunuch -

"great...if only i had a phantom vagina for you to stick it in."
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