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This silly debate's gone on too long. It's been obvious to some of us for a very long time now, that the Earth is shaped like a bagel.
Hear me out, because you're wrong.
You know how on a good day, if the weather is right, you can see the Great Wall of China from Los Angeles? That's only possible because they're located on either side of the hole in a bagel shaped Earth.
On the inside of Bagel Earth is a white hot core of delicious, but toxic cream cheese. It's been hard to study the core, since no one's been able to resist tasting the samples, (or the agonizing death that followed.) But trust me, it's cream cheese. It's the only thing that makes sense. Especially once you understand how Bagel Earth initially formed.
See, when the Earth was young, it was very hot and soft..almost doughy. We're talking really, really hot. Hot pocket hot. So hot that the oceans boiled the Earth's doughy outside. (Ever wonder why it's called the crust? You're about to find out.)
This boiling action, followed by the baking of the Sun, gave the Earth it's crusty outside, while maintaining a soft inside (which as everyone can tell you, is bagel perfection.)
Anyhow, those are just the basics, but as you can see, the notion that the Earth might be flat or spherical is ridiculous.
If it were either one of those shapes, how could it be shaped like a bagel too? That wouldn't make any sense now, would it? So let's just dispense with all of this nonsense and get back to some real science.
Time to fire up the 'ol particle accelerator and get to the bottom of this LOX boson thing..
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